How About Some Conscious Jewelry Slimming Therapy?

This may be some crazy stunt especially when you hear that whoever’s behind this story is an “Eco Life Stylist and Metaphysical Jeweler” (that reminds me of Shirley MacLaine’s supernatural jewelry).

Translating stones into everyday’s life and every body’s needs, Conscious Jewelry reach to women’s most cherished image – happy, thin, well functioning, full of energy. Of course there’s a price for that dream (regardless if it comes true or not): $624 for a necklace. Just think it’s like reinventing the absolute metaphor Kissing the Frog : Wearing the Necklace gets you closer to your ideal self! All you have to do is choose your stone. How? Don’t worry, your subconscious will choose for you! Do you believe in this kind of stones therapy? Have you ever tried your way with metaphysics?

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If you can go fishing with Chanel gear or cycling with Gucci apparel, now here you have your very own Louis Vuitton Golf Bag.

Ready to stun your golf friends with the Damier Géant canvas, a removable, padded canvas and cowhide shoulder strap? I had some friends that were so excited about golf thinking it’s a rich man’s delight that they bought a mini golf for their apartment to practice everyday in case a golf opportunity would came up. I wonder how they’d feel about this exclusive Louis Vuitton $8,400 Golf Bag! If you think that there’s an umbrella attached and even four tees, the deal becomes a regular steal! As for me, I’m still waiting for the Chanel silver spoon… What crazy thing you see tagged by designers next?

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In December 2007 she filed suit against the building’s co-op board charging that she was wrongfully blocked by the co-op to buy a neighbor’s apartment.

She already had an apartment in the building at Harperley Hall 41 since 1985 and the second one she bought (for which she filed suit) left her accounts $7 Million lighter. Rumor has it that her Madgesty is trying to expand her original apartment by connecting it with the second one to create a mega unit to contain her sticky and sweet mega ego.

The thing it, the same kind of apartment, two floors up, sold in 2006 $2 Million less. She may have won the court fight, but she lost the financial war.

This was the Twilight Concrete Zone reporting. Did you ever dream about combining two units in your building? (that is, of course, if you’re living in a flat)

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I’ve always been fascinated and appalled by bullfights. It’s not smart to mess with traditions, but I still think it’s a secretly sadistic event.

Cayetano Rivera Ordoñez shall wear Armani to face the bulls in the LII’Corrida Goyesca, on September 6, in Spain. The Ordoñez are no strangers to design bullfighting outfits, since Pablo Picasso sketched for Antonio, Cayetano’s grandfather. The Armani costume is heavily blinged – sequins, glitter stones and thread in the fabric’s nuance. All I can think is Madonna’s Take a Bow feat Pimp My Ride sequins edition. What’s all that sequins and stones work supposed to do? Blind the bulls?

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I don’t know if you own a dog (or a cat) to be familiar with this kind of happening, but if you take a walk it’s completely impossible to avoid the high level meeting with His Highness, The Dog Poo.

Dog poo reigning everywhere. On the sidewalk, in the street, in the park. So if you’re that proud owner of a dog, I sure hope you clean after your pooch. If not, you’d better start doing it! We, the walking population of the world (and our kids) we’re not supposed to step our Louboutins into dog poo. Do you clean after your dog?

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I’ll take this pretext to touch the Bellucci mania. So – Monica Bellucci is the face for the Dior bags ad campaign.

Besides the obvious photoshop work on the pictures, she looks like she always does. People always emphasize on her overwhelming sex appeal to sell anything. From movies to pictures, to various products. And I’m not saying she’s not doing that, or that she’s not a very attractive woman, I’m just saying that I’m growing tired of her always the same pose. These Dior pictures remind me of her part from “The Matrix”. But looking at these ads I can’t help but wondering if the photoshop people didn’t had a coherence coordinate to their mission. Three pictures, three different Monica. Here she looks like Catherine Zeta Jones (who’s known to be looking like Posh in her advertorials). (more after the jump, cast your vote after the video)

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Larger the tote, harder to find your belongings. I solved one of the problems I face everyday in my constant battle with my messenger bags and all the stuffing contained: the obscurity.

Now there’s a glowing handbag to the rescue! If they’ll mass product it, I’ll definitely want one! And I suggest a small beeper for the keys, the phone and everything else in the purse. That would be my second biggest problem – whenever I want something from my bag I have a dangerous dig through diapers, baby clothes, bib soothers, spoons, papers and so on. If I could have the exact indicator to where I’d find my phone, it would be perfect. Well, until that beeper day arrives, I think I’d settle for the glow (not to mention it’s just LED based and easy to recharge with a simple battery). Do you think this invention is really useful?

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If the Kaiser can advertise for Road Safety, Marc Jacobs can put safety first too, right? It’s said to be the case for this very special condom sold on eBay and marked with “Remember, Safety First! Xxoo Marc Jacobs”

If it’s authentic or not, I guess only the buyer could tell. As I remember, you can sell just about anything on eBay, counterfeit or not. Just imagine one day Marc Jacobs will legally pursuit eBay for having permitted transactions with fake Marc Jacobs condoms! I say that a MJ condom is an authentic one only if it has Bob the Sponge on it! What distinctive elements should a MJ condom have? Would you use LV condoms? (in case they’ll make them one day?)

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