Angelina’s New Hair And Akris White Suit For Benjamin Button Berlin Premiere

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Dear Angelina,

I started this letter to you (imaginary letter, of course, because you would be too busy attending your numerous family and your highlife obligations to answer my letter) to ask you one thing: where are thou, Angie?

I miss your old crazy days, your days of leather and all black, when fashion was the least thing on your beautiful mind! (more images after the jump)

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Benjamin Button premiere Berlin

The days when you gave yourself up so easily and said you were having intimate relations with your date at the time on the way to some fancy Red Carpet event!

The mad days of Tomb Raider! Oh, such joy and such innocent fashion bluntness! If I just close my eyes, this Akris white suit and this …well, let’s call it haido will simply disappear!

Angelina Jolie new hair Benjamin Button premiere Berlin

Because today, dear Angie, I just realized I won’t miss anything if I won’t be following you for the next 40 years! I bet that by the time you reach your fine sixties, you’ll look just like this! With an earring, of course, because you don’t have the same smart eye you had when you were young so you didn’t noticed you only had a solo earring. Just one! (and you thought no one else would notice either!).

Angelina Jolie Akris suit Brad Pitt Benjamin Button premiere Berlin

Dear Angelina, my days of thinking you were the true rebellion on Hollywood’s artsy fancy Red Carpet are now over! Your Akris white suit, your Asprey jewelry and your Stuart Weitzman shoes just gave me enough for many days (and Red Carpets with you and brave man Brad) to come!

Dear Angelina, once again, where are thou and why you left us with Sasha Fierce instead? (via)

Angelina Jolie Akris suit Benjamin Button premiere Berlin


#1 Adriana on 01.19.09 at 6:51 pm

Where’s the “old Angie”? I guess the answer is simple, time passes by. People grow (up) and act so dress different than in their wilder younger days?

#2 Ms. P&C on 01.19.09 at 10:12 pm

Thank you KPriss! OMG – this look is just awful!

Adriana – if growing up means looking older than your years, far too thin and utterly ridiculous… then, someone please send me to Never Never Land where I WON’T grow up!

I know Angie’s been looking thin these days, but this ensemble that touches her nowhere absolutely emphasizes this in the worst way! And then the weird hair on top? And the dowdy jacket? UGH AWFUL!

Bring back the leather & tattooos…and eat a damn cheeseburger. PLEASE!

#3 Ms. P&C on 01.19.09 at 10:13 pm

Oh – and I forgot…those pants need to be shortened about a half inch or so… that might help with looking like she’s swimming in them.

What, Angelina can’t afford a good tailor?

#4 Adriana on 01.20.09 at 4:39 am

Ms.P&C, okay I was a bit too careful here. Ms. Jolie does take care about her image a lot and I think she did that in the past too! I’ve declared here yet -some time ago- what I think about her. (Or about this couple.) That woman is a attention seeker. And a overdo-er. And of course she has been aware she wore one earring, back then and now.

These two look worned out. And I wonder what has happen to Brad? Again, these two have done things too much and too fast.
And yes, please let her eat a hamburger or a smoothie with lots of whipped cream! On this photos she looks like a skinny mommy dearest from a soap-opera. Or she (or they) are just tired from ALL that red-carpet events?

I liked the more rebellious Angie far better too but she’s gone now. A mother of six who loves to be in the spotlights with everything she does can’t make statements about her sex-life in a limo anymore. That’s very embarrasing for her children!

#5 Diana on 01.20.09 at 8:30 am

I wonder if single earrings are going to become a new trend? I hope not.

#6 Ellington on 01.20.09 at 9:21 am

What she is wearing does not bother me in the least. I like the single earing. I used to work with a designer who used to wear one single long earing it was rather funky. As for the white suit well we all know that she likes to wear black, white, beige and grey, she always has. As for her architectural updo its interesting, maybe that’s her way of being the old daring Angie you seem to miss so much. Brad does indeed look tired, it could be doing the Ben Buttons press and making the Quinton Tarantino film and playing with his kids? Ah who knows! This does not matter because today actually history is being made! Barack Obama is being inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States! I am so happy a Black man is president of the US! So I really cannot be overly bothered about Angelina’s lack of zing at the moment!
: )

#7 Sal on 01.20.09 at 2:47 pm

Let’s hope she reads this heartfelt plea!

#8 Susu on 01.31.09 at 2:17 pm

I dislike them both immensely andI think her latest fashion and hair do’s are ugly and tasteless. Brad is old and has lost any sex appeal, esp. with the nasty skinny mustache.
Why does the media fawn over them so?

#9 Ellington on 01.31.09 at 2:34 pm

Susu I don’t think that you hate them enough. Maybe you should be the anti media, work for a paper or entertainment show that would fly you to where ever they are so that you can loudly boo them and toss rotten veg at them? Just think you could fill a niche! A career of vehemence, vexation and vitriol!!
: )

#10 Jess on 05.13.09 at 3:48 pm

Honestly, kind of weird. Actually, really weird with the one earring thing. I hadn’t seen these pictures before. She should go simple and classic like she usually does and try an actual PAIR of earrings at to match all of Brad’s green causes.

#11 Lulu on 06.10.09 at 7:53 pm

this was soooooo unbearable…
this is the most ugliest look i’ve ever seen on Jolie…

#12 lisa on 10.26.09 at 12:53 am

Hmm.. not a big fan of this hair. Funny though how Megan Foks just recently wore the same do’ too……

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