What is wrong with the world? Christmas is right around the corner and here’s what Mattel comes up with: the Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll!

Believe me when I say that my world just turned upside down when I saw this Mattel doll! I so wished it wasn’t true, yet…This is the official description, I won’t get in the way:

“Lookin’ for a sugar daddy? Head to Palm Beach with Ken! Silkstone Barbie Doll body and part of the elite Gold Label Collection. Made with the adult collector in mind! […]Join the cool sophistication in breezy Palm Beach! Sporting a dashing jacquard-patterned jacket with a light pink polo shirt and crisp white pants, this Ken Doll is ready for the Palm Beach social season, sunning by the pool, and a stroll with his furry little companion. Fashion designed exclusively for the Silkstone Barbie Doll body, he’s made with the adult collector in mind. This item includes a Ken doll, jacket, pink polo shirt, white shoes, dog with leash, swim trunks, accessories, doll stand, and certificate of authenticity. Look no further for your sugar daddy!” (entertainmentearth via GGD)

The new reality show (it’s still in the works), called The Price of Beauty has helped Jess discover something new about herself (apparently).

She recently declared that she bores “out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued…. And, you know, I love artistic men—somebody that really understands their art.” Wait, what? (the aliens have abducted Newlyweds Jessica and replaced her with on of their own!) (via)

We’re just spectators to Karl’s world. Simply observing and occasionally having our hair raised up, up in the sky by the endless wisdom of any Kaiser-ish saying he’s so graciously spilling on us whenever he gets the chance.

You should also be a passive witness of Karl Lagerfeld’s Journey through Paris (Paris is so a la mode lately!), a surprisingly normal journey with a unexpected destination (all by Alexsandro Palombo).

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It’s the Baby Bump Watch report: Gisele Bundchen was seen just the other day wearing the model-must black, shoulder padded blazer and her beautiful, growing baby bump.

She must be around her 7th month by now, looking lovely and radiant and sporting that pregnant hair, the hair at its absolute best: shiny, healthy, the kind of hair that makes you wish you were pregnant too! The picture would have been absolute heaven with a smile, but once a model, always a model: pouty and angry-looking! (photos via)

I’m totally sold to giant hair bows (headbands with bows or simple hair bows pins you can attach at will). However, I have to admit I found my hair-bow limit.

It’s Nasir Mazhar. That’s my limit. Or at least the Spring Summer 2010 collection signed Nasir Mazhar. London’s mad hatter (for he truly is one, beyond any reasonable doubt) came with a giant head bow this year, appealing, I’m sure, for Lady Gaga (the giant orbital headpiece, anyone?) as for the golden manicure… yes, I do appreciate the grotesque of it all but I can’t say I appreciate the fashion of it. Can you? (photos via)

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“Where’s your limo, ma’am? Ma’am?” Liz Hurley, beauty extraordinaire, clearly clouded by some serious cognitive process fires away, cringing:

“Hm, something’s wrong. Where are the paps? Wait, I’ll text’em, just in case…” (photo via)

Regardless, how can anyone give such a name to a perfume? Yeah, it’s self branding, we get it, but still, a touch of subtlety is always a bliss.

Christina Aguilera’s third perfume (yes, already!) is called “Christina Aguilera by Night” and only by looking at the bottle you can tell Xtina’s getting physical on your budgets! (the story continues right after the jump with more images and a video!)

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It’s definitely too late to have it this year, so take good note and remember the design for next year’s Halloween!

And hopefully, more than just Chanel will grace your front door’s steps! I’m waiting for an authentic LV, an interlocked GC and anything it may cross your haute couture-ish mind! Fashion away! (photo via)