Linda Evangelista In W’s Art Issue, November 2009

W’s magazine version of a controversial pictorial brings an artist in the spotlight: Maurizio Cattelan. As opposed to the bad-taste controversy offered by Vogue Paris with Lara Stone, Maurizio Cattelan portrays sweaty armpits and religious matters on glossy fashion magazine paper reality.

As I am an already declared fan of funny art, art that makes you smile, I cannot fully enjoy this very refined pictorial put together by W Magazine and Maurizio Cattelan. (the story continues right after the jump with more images!)

Linda Evangelista W November 2009 cover

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Wild Animals Tees. Again

Soon, your regular wardrobe will be featured in a special Discovery Channel show! Today, I’m taking you a step closer to that wild closet adventure with yet another set of Animal Tees!

More specifically, take your tots wardrobe to the next wild level with visually challenging and surprising animal prints signed Mouth Man. There’s no limit to showing just how scary you can be just by crossing your arms! I think I like these animal hoodies far better than the previous animal tees! Could this happen in larger, adult-sizes? (via)

Animal tee

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Karl Lagerfeld Thinks Mothers Are Fat, Eating Chips, Watching TV

It is of no little knowing that Karl Lagerfeld nor he likes children or wishes any. It is also of very notorious acknowledgement that Karl made an unhealthy obsession with Lara Stone, the above-the-average-skinny-model!

What was relevantly hard to guess was Karl’s adversity for motherhood! Since he’s locked up in that ivory fashion tower of his, I’m sure he hasn’t the time to observe and learn a mother’s daily routine, hence allowing his mental distorted picture of

“fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly, […] No one wants to see curvy women”

You know what they say, Karl, put yourself in the other one’s shoes! I’m lucky if I get to sit at the end of the day, mostly I just collapse and instantly fall asleep. Food, in a mother’s stomach usually translates with eating your children leftovers! That is if there’s any! Fashion really twisted your mind, Karl! (via, photos via 1, 2, photochopping courtesy Stylefrizz)

Karl Lagerfeld fat chips

Dennis Rodman Goes GaGa Pink On Russel Simmons Catwalk

We interrupt our normally entertaining program to bring you a special Friday Outfit submission! If you don’t believe your eyes, blink and hit it, baby, one more time! The pictures are accurate and the protagonist is none the other than Dennis Rodman! He delivered a stunning pink tutu catwalk performance!

He was there showcasing his special talents for Russel Simmons Argyleculture, Rock Fashion Week Miami. I wonder how long til GaGa understands that Dennis is her true soul mate (it’s either that, or Avril Lavigne, recently almost-divorcee) ! Enjoy this friday’s Pink Panther gone rogue! (via)

Dennis Rodman Russel Simmons Catwalk

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The Sartorialist Confession

The Blogosphere is growing more and more influential! It has boldly gone where no one has gone before and took on the Sartorialist’s photographical manners by issuing a chart you’re to follow a lettre to get your picture snapped by Scott Schuman!

Now the Sartorialist Strikes Back with a Times interview (freely translating that into How To Get On The Sartorialist: Critical Update!)

What is your favourite place/time of year to shoot?
Florence in January during Pitti Uomo [the men’s trade show]: it draws chic men from all around the world, becoming a cornucopia of styles, price points and tastes.

What makes you want to take someone’s photo?
I try to stay open to the moment. I’m usually just reacting to what I see, and don’t know what I like “best” about someone’s style until I sit down to view the photographs later. I’m always looking to be surprised or to see something familiar in a new way: it could be about colour or proportion or just a person’s posture.

What is your one piece of fashion advice?
Dress for your lifestyle. Even though I love suits and the craftsmanship that goes into them, I don’t wear them much because I’m always out shooting in the streets.

Get Photographed by the Sartorialist update

Dare To Wear The Toy Necklaces By Peas, Corn And Tomato Sauce?

You know those days I was telling you there’s not a tote big enough for a mother’s needs? That’s what I was complaining about! Carry-on toys!

There’s no manual about that, when you’re having your amazing little baby, the nurses don’t give you the warning notice where you explicitly read the proportions your bags will have to have from that moment on! Nope, nothing like that! You have to find out about that on your own! You’ll have to keep a friendly face on while carrying your tots and your humongous totes around all day long! Anyways, here comes a very interesting idea from Peas, Corn & Tomato Sauce: The Toy Necklace! (the story continues right after the jump!)

Soldiers Indians Toy Necklace

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Lily Cole Is Dazed And Confused In November 2009

Let us join hands and breath some artsy air, admiring this glorious Dazed And Confused November 2009 cover with Lily Cole! That’s photo editing for a good cause!

This is “The Imagination Issue” so it makes perfect sense to have Lily as cover girl since she’ll surely take the world by storm with “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus“! If you know your way through artistic photo manipulation, you can even take your own picture and after-effect-it like this. Though I doubt we’d ever be as crafty as Jo Ratcliffe here! Isn’t this just “out of this world”-y beautiful? (photo via)

Lily Cole Dazed and Confused November 2009 cover

Ralph Lauren’s Ads Editors, Compulsive Photoshoppers

Photo editing chez Ralph Lauren really stretches the edges of your rational, aesthetic and common good sense!

The ink hasn’t dried yet on that Photoshop / DMCA issue and here they are, gloriously at it again, airbrushing selon their special Ralph Lauren diet! Filippa, don’t be sad because they let you go on your weight gain! Run, girl, run! (via)

Ralph Lauren Photoshop slimmed ad