Karl Lagerfeld Thinks Mothers Are Fat, Eating Chips, Watching TV

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It is of no little knowing that Karl Lagerfeld nor he likes children or wishes any. It is also of very notorious acknowledgement that Karl made an unhealthy obsession with Lara Stone, the above-the-average-skinny-model!

What was relevantly hard to guess was Karl’s adversity for motherhood! Since he’s locked up in that ivory fashion tower of his, I’m sure he hasn’t the time to observe and learn a mother’s daily routine, hence allowing his mental distorted picture of

“fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly, […] No one wants to see curvy women”

You know what they say, Karl, put yourself in the other one’s shoes! I’m lucky if I get to sit at the end of the day, mostly I just collapse and instantly fall asleep. Food, in a mother’s stomach usually translates with eating your children leftovers! That is if there’s any! Fashion really twisted your mind, Karl! (via, photos via 1, 2, photochopping courtesy Stylefrizz)

Karl Lagerfeld fat chips


#1 Adriana on 10.16.09 at 6:26 am

Ah, Karl thanks for the tip! I just added chips on my shopping list. No Karl, I’ve not my bag or any bag next to me on the couch and unless you I’ve a great metabolism. Never have a diet in my life. Or to gain weight…thus I need chips! I prefer the normal natural thin ones. Yes, Karl, it’s sad, you’re old now and no one to leave your heritage too…..:P

#2 Bibi in wonderland on 10.16.09 at 7:18 am

Can’t hear so many stupid things all coming out together from an old man’s mouth .. ok, he is a great designer, ok, he is considered a fashion genius (and he probably is), but he can’t speak like that, it’s very rude.

#3 Ellington on 10.16.09 at 11:43 am

I just take most things that the Kaiser says with a grain of salt.
He truly is a few sandwiches short of a picnic. He used to be much larger than he is and now he acts like he was always svelte. He can be a foolish man and rather misogynistic. How sad. Maybe he will leave all of his wealth to his bear-a-like “Wee Kaiser”. ;)

I just thought of something. Maybe this is why he dislikes and disparages Heidi Klum-Samuel? She has been pregnant several times and is still beautiful, she defies his idiotic ideas of beauty and motherhood. : )
Herr Kaiser sometimes you can be a big bozzo deluxe!

#4 café au lait on 10.16.09 at 11:52 am

Hello there, (it’s sad that I come back here because I’m ill),

this man I like his work as designer but I don’t like him as a person some time, I watched documentary about his work and he’s such a +++ .

no motherhood doesn’t mean eating chips in front off tv example, I don’t have tv and I don’t eat chips or things like that but I have curves and I’m proud.

#5 Ellington on 10.16.09 at 11:57 am

Dear cafe au lait:
I do hope that you are feeling better really soon! : )

Take care

Ellington : )

#6 kpriss on 10.17.09 at 6:16 am

Dear cafe au lait: I join Ellington in hoping that you’ll get back on your beautiful feet soon! We missed you around here!

As for the Kaiser.. Hmm I think you’re right, Ellington! There must be something bugging him about Heidi and her on-off pregnant body. She’s just not your average mom, though she may as well eat chips in the privacy of her own home! With her kids and husband, on the family’s spacious couch, laughing at another TV Documentary with Karl Lagerfeld! lol! The one who was always svelte ha-ha! :P

So now you’ll eat chips in front of your computer screen, Adriana? na-na! what a naughty girl! mind that gorgeous silhouette of yours, daahling!

Bibi, I second you on that rudeness! The only problem is that people who think they’re too haut, they take such painful falls afterwards! That’s the way love goes, that’s the way loooove goes lalala ;)

#7 Adriana on 10.17.09 at 7:46 am

café-au-lait: get well soon girl. A big mwah! :)

Kpriss, the bag with chips is not open yet. Instead of chips I ate cream-yogurt with blackberries! So yummy because of the cream(and the blackberries) hmmmm…..sorry Karl….

I like to stick out my tongue to Karl as a naughty little girl does :D

#8 café au lait on 10.17.09 at 11:16 am

Thank you girls!!

yoghurt with blackberries,hmmmmmm yummy.

#9 café au lait on 10.17.09 at 11:17 am

Did any one of you watch “the Sepeber issue”?

#10 Jill on 10.18.09 at 6:12 am

No one wants to see a curvy woman?! I wonder why Burlesque is doing so well…and all the men’s magazines such as Maxim, etc. I think most of this stems back to when he was a whale! Remember that, Karl?

I love your fish. I have this app on my iPhone…it calms me when I read bullshit quotes from Karl L.

#11 Adriana on 10.18.09 at 7:15 am

café au lait: no I haven’t seen the September Issue yet. It’s out in the Netherlands and Belgium but very limited. I guess we’ve to wait for the DVD! I love to see it….

Jill: only the fashion world wants skinny girls. Not even women, they are “too old”! The rest of the world enjoys a woman’s healthy body.
LOL! Yeah, those fish are really a distraction. I keep on trying feeding the red one! :))

#12 Jill on 10.18.09 at 8:10 am

This has pissed me off so much, I did a post linking back to you.

#13 Anna on 04.26.10 at 4:54 am

Oh Karl, poor poor Karl, you have now been reduced to attacking mothers of all people? Really? so very sad… is it because that people simply stopped paying attention and got oh so bored of the tie and pony tail duo? Are you desperately searching of ways to get talked about again? Is the fashion industry’s move away from 0 models to size 2 – 4 has got you scared? Do your clothes look plain and unexciting on someone who is not a starving teenager?

Oh Karl… it might be the time for you to take a long vacay somewhere… grab your boy toy, let your hair down, take off the tie and show all those ‘fat’ mothers what your amazing bod looks like now :) … ew

#14 Adriana on 04.26.10 at 6:22 am


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