Big Orange Hermes Birkin Is Jessica Simpson’s Birthday Gift

It was a great weekend for everyone, it would appear, not just for the Beckhams and the Hudson – Bellamy! Yes, it’s true they received a much greater gift than the birthday girl here, but Jessica Simpson celebrated her 31th anniversary over the weekend (July 10th) and she got this utterly amazing, unbelievably greater than life, impeccably orange gift.

A Hermes Birkin bag. Big. Orange. Hermes. Birkin. Bag! Now all that’s missing is a music video or a film to cast the bag in! (in which, classically, she would ask for the Big. Orange Hermes Birkin and she would be handed a Kelly. Green. Ostrich. Ha!)