Have You Tried Old Navy’s Booty Reader?

If you didn’t you simply don’t know what you’re missing! It’s Old Navy, with a gipsy twist: Madame Eva, the Booty Reader!

Actually it’s a set of rules made to confront a palette of possibilities and then pick up the most fitting result, following some very strict, mathematical principles. What? You would rather hear the gipsy reader read your Booty Type? Eh, I tried to warn you, gals, it’s all programming, rough and simple mathematics, like my Adored Husband would say! Don’t expect to find the perfect jeans read, after all, each and every one of you is beautiful and, Thank God, unique!

What? Okay, okay, I’ll move on, get your booty reading here! (and tell me if it really fits! – I tried and it still pulled me a pair of skinny jeans, amongst others – because, the reader said, it fits an active person best. How about those studies saying that skinny jeans don’t do an inch of good to our vascular system?)