Chanel Giant Ivory Pearl Black Bow Evening Bag

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Having the Oscars perspective narrowing my critical horizon, I find myself mesmerized by this Giant Pearl Bow Pouch from Chanel. An item as falsely precious as the very delicate thing it imitates.

I am a pearls girl, after all, so allow me to stare again and again and ask where in the world I could wear this… hmm. In a strange way it goes perfectly with my black wellies! Oh, if only the Kaiser would hear my blasphemous remarks a l’adresse of this Chanel adorability! He’d be furious and call me a fat mother, stuffing on chips and TV soaps. Oh, well! If that’ll let me wear this $1,000 preciousness on a school run or at the groceries store, whatever pleases the Kaiser! (eBay via 2BD)