Despite my conviction that Victoria Beckham’s dVb jeans collection was discontinued due to extremely low sales, there she goes, like nothing really happened, promoting a new jeans collection from her dVb re-branded brand, now called Victoria Beckham Denim.
Posh is now all grown up and ready to front the world as she is: pretentious and stylish (the subtle boundaries of the politically correct speech!) (the story continues right after the jump with more images; you can skip to the gallery here)
Geometrically insulting my vigilance and aesthetic sense, Victoria Beckham’s new Denim Collection does nothing to me. Grey, beige and washed out jeans with black fabric cutouts, no back pockets? (so hello flat behind! I really didn’t miss your unflattering ways at all!), boyfriend jeans that you can find everywhere? (especially in your boyfriend’s closet!) Glittery lateral band on your skinny jeans? (to safely avoid putting them on inside out in a dark room!) No – no – no! Would say yes to the new Victoria Beckham jeans designs? (via)