Gwyneth Paltrow Cover No 53 June/July 2008 By Mario Sorrenti

  • Pin it

I never look at my keyboard when writing and this time I started the article looking at Gwyneth Paltrow’s picture.. you know.. for inspiration…And the first letters just came by themselves when I wanted to write “Gwyneth” I wrote “why” instead.

Why Gwyneth? Why another you on another magazine cover? I was so well without! I even moved on with SJP’s number! I was beginning to believe there was no more Gwyn’menace and then pop! This cover is soooo wrong, I don’t even know where to begin (let’s start with the cover and then take care of the three more pictures following)!

Gwyneth Paltrow V Magazine June/July 2008 Cover

Let’s imagine this: the editor demands a fierce looking Gwyneth. The photographer asks Gwyneth to look mean. Gwyneth does this pose! Now what?

Gwyneth Paltrow V Magazine June/July 2008 by Mario Sorrenti

Hand it over to the photoshoppers, they’ll surely know what to do and turn this into a fierce-G. The photoshop guy must have been high on lollipops because instead of giving her the mean-treat, he got her the bi-stick – by turning her legs into pins.

Gwyneth Paltrow V Magazine no 53 June/July 2008

Well, who cares, anyway, you take the magazine to read it open, not with the cover on! Heuresement!

Gwyneth Paltrow V Magazine June/July 2008 Mario Sorrenti
(photos via tfs)

Leave a Comment