Because you see-aah, my laptop deservers-aah! It’s so fashionable and stylish-aah, I can’t, simply cannot resist-aah! All those tiny skulls-aah! Look at them, they’re so tiny, and cute and ferocious-aah!
And it’s an authentic Alexander McQueen! It’s an Alexander McQueen Skull Print Laptop Case! (could do for your iPad-aah!) You won’t want the fashcrowd seeing your without-aah at the Fashion Week-aah! Hurry, hurry, it’s so hot, it’ll burn your card, that’s how fast it’ll sell-aah! Hm what? The price? Aah you’re not fashion-aah daahling-aah! It’s $395. A bargain-aah! Not-aah? (oh, and if you’re looking for the translation, please check here for references!) (NaP via Pb)