Since I opened a series of Men-articles here, today, let me express my deepest concern about the rumors covering Keanu Reeves’ origins and situation.
I’ve discussed the subject, a while back, as you may recall. But I really missed this one: Keanu Reeves, my ladies, is an Immortal! And he’s been around well.. since forever! Actually, I received the latest: Keanu, my beautiful ladies, has been dropped here on Earth by an Alien ship. (you know, the kind that’s been rooting around the Kaiser) (via)