By now you should’ve been wondering who’ll get to cover the last Vogue US issue (for 2008!). Well, it’s Jennifer Aniston!
No reason whatsoever (besides getting publicity), everyone quotes her from the interview (so called explosive!) “what Angelina did was very uncool”. Angie.. did? Un-cool? How many years until we grow tired of this? If Brad wasn’t available, Angelina wouldn’t have had him. End of story. The moment I saw the cover, however, I could only think of one thing only! And that was the January Vogue cover with Angelina Jolie. The same red dress, the same sand set. (more after the jump)
I dug the cover and I was right. The red dress is scaring similar… I don’t know if it was intentional, but someone should’ve seen the obvious moral re-edit. Jennifer has nothing to do with Angelina. Not in professional status, not in physical appearance, not in media impact. Maybe she wanted to prove herself independent and healed, instead, all she did was getting drawn into a media trap, easy money for Vogue. Anna Wintour’s US Vogue, going slowly but surely into gossip and celeb press. Someone should handle her a glossy gossip magazine, spear us the suffering!
And I imagine, since it’s a Holidays issue, the red dress goes for Christmas, right? Or the sandy sunny beach goes for Holiday, right? And that pose with the dog? We know she’s lonely and alone, but did they have to drag the dog in the story, already at its worse?
I posted the two sets of images, from this Vogue December 2008 with Jennifer Aniston and the ones with Angelina Jolie from Vogue January 2007. You be the judge! (photos via tfs)