Ready For Breaking Dawn? Robert Pattinson Is L’Uomo Vogue

Edward Cullen is back. Well, almost. But for the legions of fans camping outside the theaters, getting ready for the Breaking Dawn premiere, he’s the closest to a God as (in)humanly possible.

We can only observe and note what the second part of Twilight’s last episode: Breaking Dawn can do to Twihards and move on. However, Robert Pattinson’s pictorial for L’Uomo Vogue is a Goth – length away from the Cullen aesthetic. So I had to bring it on. Because, honestly, it reminded me more of The Pirates of the Caribbean than Twilight. Take a look and say it isn’t so!

I kept searching for the right pictures from the right angles, but as far as I’m concerned, I drew the conclusive line: Isabeli Fontana looked pretty sad while walking in Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show. And if that’s just an appearance, she should change it, pronto! Because on our end, watching her isn’t quite as festive as a VS Angel should be. Who’s raining on your parade, Isabeli? {images startraksphoto via}

One of my favorite models got to walk this year’s Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show. And she looked far more relaxed than last year, let me tell you that! Which resulted in an enjoyable experience on our end as well.

Except: what in angels’ name was she wearing? Her ‘Circus’ outfit represented a tiger’s leap through circles of fire. Now, if I were to interpret every flame on that costume of hers, we’d be sitting here all day and all night, arguing the moral righteousness of her entire look.

So I guess I’ll just be sticking with her Silver Screen thingie, which, as simple as it was, had more class in one stitch than the entire tiger thing from the tip of flames to the teal toes! (take a closer look in the gallery, here) (images startracksphoto via)

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Talking about controversy: have you seen what the lovely Liu Wen was wearing at this year’s Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show? She was wearing a daring flapper – like ensemble. But what about the tattoos on her skin? She only appeared in the Circus segment of the show and that’s a loss already, they could’ve forgotten the full tacky ink on her flapper character… It’s like casting Kat von D in The Great Gatsby! {images startracksphoto via}

In weeks after a certain look signed by Victoria’s Secret and worn by Candice Swanepoel sparkled controversy in the Fashionverse (you can see the said outfit here), here comes Karlie Kloss, dressed as a Native American causing a stir. You can look at things like that or just look at the picture below and see how a kiss can cause headache.

Why? You’ll ask.. well, simply because when the first images from the Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show appeared online, it wasn’t clear enough what Karlie was doing. Blowing a kiss or blowing the entire Native American population’s sensitivity in air. All that because the brave VS designers really wanted to reinvent Pocahontas but forgot it’s far from being just a skin – deep issue.

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So: anybody else surprised by Maud Welzen’s appearance in Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show? I know I was, and not in a good way! First: she only appeared in the Pink segment of the VS show, as Alice in Wonderland. Second: her face looked scared, panicked! Third: her outfit? Don’t even get me started! What was she wearing, anyway? {images Startracksphoto via}

I have to interrupt our usual program dealing with Victoria’s Secret angels to show you a recent pictorial that’s getting everyone talking for a couple of hours!

Kate Moss getting all intimate with Rihanna for a V magazine pictorial, rumoredly lensed by Mario Testino. Although there were voices who pinned the photos in the pages of an upcoming Vogue issue, tarsha cleared it all when her source identified the images as being shot for V magazine. And either way, we already talked about Rihanna today, as she performed for the Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show, so we’re not really jumping off – topic track…

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After seeing so many joyful girls at Victoria’s Secret 2012 Fashion Show, I was surprise to see the charming Constance Jablonski pulling a serious, even worried face during the Dangerous Liaisons segment. Maybe her impressive teal feathered wings were too much for her? Or was she worried about Rihanna’s skirt, like Doutzen? {image Startraksphoto via}