3 Outrageously Expensive Designer Shoes

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Just a friendly warning: if you think that besides being some of the most expensive shoes in the world, the following three pairs are also some of the most beautiful, don’t get your hopes up! They’re more likely towards the other end of the scale (towards “ugliest”).

Gianmarco Lorenzi Satin Heel Sandals ($3,348) look like stripper sandals with a scrunchie! Gucci Woven Leather Boots ($3,750), although a bit more respectable – looking than the first, look like repurposed picnic baskets. Saving the best for last: hit the jump!

Gianmarco Lorenzi Santin Heel shoes

Gucci Woven Leather Boots

Christian Louboutin Alligator Pumps ($4,645) look like my granny’s shoes (God rest her soul in peace!). And to match their mean price tag, I’ll say that Mr. Louboutin has deliberately imagined a shoe for a middle aged woman. Because he knows they’re loaded (some) and willing to pay absurd amounts of money on absurdly tasteless items such as this pair of shoes! I feel bad for that poor alligator, really!

Christian Louboutin alligator pumps


#1 Riana on 07.16.12 at 1:06 pm

LOLs!!! I feel bad for the alligator but also for middle-aged women! They can’t even show off the famous red sole? for that price tag? Or is it my screen?

#2 kpriss on 07.16.12 at 1:14 pm

So many people marveled at them beautiful alligator pumps that their wonderful, beautiful, legendary red soles lost their mythical luster! On screen, biensur! In real life, it’s so much better! bigger, stronger! Pricier! yaay for red soles! Who needs a car when you can buy Louboutins?

#3 Donna on 07.20.21 at 7:29 am

Ahahahaha! Funny af and on point with every fact! Love it ❤️

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