Lindsay Lohan Presents Sevin Nyne, The Self Tanner

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Lindsay Lohan just launched her own self tanner. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you should be familiar with the two things defining Lindsay Lohan (and no, none of them contains the word Acting or its derivatives): leggings and fake tan.

Last year it was Leggings-year for busy bee Lindsay. 2009 seems to be the Self Tanner year. It turns out Lindsay is quite a mystic – naming her leggings line 6126 and her Self Tanner, Sevin Nyne. (more images after the jump)

Lindsay Lohan fake spray tanning

Stay Gold LLC is the name, Sevin Nyne is the game. Based on DHA (Decosahexaenoic acid, an omega-3 essential fatty acid mostly found in fish oils), Sevin Nyne contains: coconut extracts, gogi berry, Chardonnay, caramel. Reading this makes me think about LiLo mixing coconut, caramel and Chardonnay, adding some fish oils and applying all that explosive soup on her (lucky gal, she has someone matchin’mixin’sprayin’ that fake tan on her – Lorit from Tanning Vegas).

Lindsay Lohan fake tan

Seriously, that would explain why her tanning always looks scattered… But hey, who wouldn’t want that delicious LiLoLorit tan? (in case it goes wrong, you can always wear something from that mystic 9999999 leggings collection of hers! Entrepreneur Lindsay thought of everything!) (wwd via nymag, photos via 1,2,3)

Lindsay Lohan strange fake tan

Lindsay Lohan Sevin Nyne Tanning Mist ads 1 Lindsay Lohan Sevin Nyne Tanning Mist ads 2 Lindsay Lohan Sevin Nyne Tanning Mist ads 3


#1 deka on 03.10.09 at 11:37 pm

i guess she gets props for trying to make money and remain relevent

dont see any movie roles going her way…

#2 lisa on 03.11.09 at 11:08 am

she is a joke and her career has ended get a clue lindsay you are all washed up and out, no wonder you need to fake tan it

#3 Adriana on 03.11.09 at 12:09 pm

Shame on you Lindsay. Be a proud redhead with freckles! We are a dying breed so show it off…..or maybe not since it’s you…..Yuck!

Why is this girl “famous” anyway?

#4 Ellington on 03.11.09 at 9:16 pm

It looks like she has rubbed paprika and lard all over herself.
As a person of colour I have no need for a tan or a fake tan, so I shall not be buying this.
Oh and why are her feet ghostly in the other shots? It looks rather silly.

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