Style (And Other Issues), After Tom Ford

Ever since I popped my head out in fashion land, I understood that gay-ness is uber trendy. If you’re not gay, at least you have to have a gay friend. Who knows absolutely everything about fashion and style! Did I got it wrong? The gay friend is the ultimate accessory! It even beats the it-bag! It’s simply a MUST if you want to call yourself a fashionista!

Given the above said, it’s only natural that women fall in divine adoration with Marc Jacobs and Tom Ford. The most stylish of all fashion gays, right? So, if you’re one of those unfortunate 99,9% of women who can’t count either of them as entourage, I found the golden rules of style by Tom Ford. His fashion Decalogue. Let’s read and gather round for comments right after!

1.I don’t believe in playing around much with suit cuts. I like a fairly classic shape that gives a man strong shoulders, a fitted waist, and long legs. Classic simplicity always works.
2.Someone who is secure enough to be very present when relating to another person is sexy. In other words, a good listener always lands who he wants.
3.When mixing patterns, don’t think about it too much-just throw it together.
4.I hate the trend of short suit jackets. When a man’s butt is showing below the bottom of his jacket, I think it makes him look like a female flight attendant from the back—not my idea of sexy.
5.With jewelry, I actually like bracelets more than anything else, but they have to be small and simple. Cary Grant always wore a simple gold bracelet with his watch, and I think that was very chic.
6.If you’re careful not to overuse Botox, then yes, why shouldn’t you use it? A little bit of it between the brows can make you look less stern and more approachable. Who needs to frown, anyway?
7.Just like girls need to learn to be comfortable in heels before they go out in them for the first time, a man should try wearing a suit throughout a normal day. I do most things in a suit—and sometimes even in a tuxedo—and so I’m really comfortable in one.
8.When it comes to grooming, keep earwax out of the ears and keep stray hairs and flakes of skin in check and you should be good to go. In the morning, I put ice cubes on my eyes and use lots of Visine.
9.Time and silence are the most luxurious things today.
10.There’s one indulgence every man should try in his lifetime: If you’re straight, sleep with a man at least once, and if you’re gay, don’t go through life without sleeping with a woman. Either way, you might be surprised at how natural it will feel if you can get past the mind-f**k of stereotypes. In the end, it’s just another person that you are relating to in a physical way.

via men.style.com