Claudia Schiffer, The Wax Godess

If you’re a former supermodel still going strong, muse of Lagerfeld himself and leading a successful life, you’re not supposed to mingle.

Wonder if the Kaiser preached her his guidelines because for the Montblanc event in Geneva, Switzerland, Claudia Schiffer looked every inch the Karl apprentice. Black outfit? Check! Distant look? Check! Stiff stature? Check! High untouchable factor? Check! How hard can actually be to look alive?

(photos dailymail, celebutopia)