Because, let me tell you, if you haven’t, you’re in for a real quake! Daria Werbowy’s new haircut, my dahlings, is a messy disaster. She allegedly decided to cut her beautiful locks off because they were in seriously bad shape. But is that really enough to justify the final outcome?
It definitely looks like one of those impossible hipsters haircuts that anyone can perform in a dark room with a blunt scissors. I mean anyone! My daughter can do that to her hair (God Forbid!) from the height of her almost 5yo!
But wait, maybe you haven’t seen the entire atrocity of Daria’s new haircut as reportedly performed by one for the most talented hairstylist of the moment, the Dutch Christiaan Houtenbos: check out that bleached braid! Daria’s got a rattail – ed haircut! Countdown to extensions initiated!
(I wonder if Daria’s new hair was what inspired the new and equally bad Celine ad campaign in which the lovely model premiered her new do, photographed by Juergen Teller)