This is not a joke! (depends on how you look at it) Your bedroom (or any other room, by all means) can become the safest of them all with a simple trick of interior decoration!
You can put a life-size silhouette of Robert Pattinson’s Edward Cullen character (from Twilight, New Moon and so on) with “Be Safe” written next to the watching silhouette and all your safety problems will be solved with a vinyl decal! And that for just $60! (Etsy via Jezebel)