Haven’t I told you there’s a viral evil upon ust? Here’s another solid proof! Crocs have unleashed a high heels model!
When I finally felt the breeze of croc-freedom, dang! They ran right into my beautiful freedom fantasy and blew it all in a croc-second with these $49.99 abominations!
But hey! Let’s look at the bright side – this only confirms our suspicions that vegan shoes are, indeed, hopelessly ugly!