Madonna’s Gun Sandals – Chanel Miami Vice

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You’d think that a Chanel Bulb Sandal (actually functioning bulb!) is the peak of everything fashion derision could produce.

Well, no! Here’s another Chanel to prove it! Chanel Miami Vice sandal (part of the Chanel Resort 2009 Collection). Made of Plexiglas, these heel-replica-guns actually look appalling to me and in no circumstance do I see that as fashion. In fact, when I see these, I think about the heel less boots worn by Victoria the other day and I fall in latex adoration.

Maybe because she’s a film director now (this red carpet appearance of her Madgesty is for promotional reasons – the premiere of her directorial debut in Filth and Wisdom), she feels she should be taken more seriously and thus tries and make a statement even through her clothes and accessories. We’ve seen her transparent wardrobe before so that’s no surprise. We’ve seen her wavy blond locks and her Cleopatra abusive eye liner. And I so wish I wouldn’t have seen her Miami Vice sandals (wish it were the Sticky and Sweet knee high laced boots!)! What kind of message is this supposed to send? (photos via celebutopia, dailymail clones.fr)