Jersey Shore Who? Ryan Lochte Fashion Line Ready To Launch! Jeah!

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I don’t usually pay attention to this kind of stuff, but I overheard a radio show host saying that Jersey Shore was over. Is that true? Because it was great news, honestly! But I didn’t even have the time to celebrate and then another headline got me thinking that we’re not over Jersey Shore – like entertainment!

Ryan Lochte, my dahlings has a fashion collection in the works! Ryan Lochte, a great athlete (he earned five medals at the 2012 Olympics where he announced himself as the best swimmer today) and equally great d*uche. However, the American audience seems to enjoy his egocentric, self-absorbed attitude and they keep pushing him towards Reality TV. He’s even slated to appear in Dancing with the Stars and (maybe) the Bachelor or a show based on his life, on E!.

But that’s not all, people! That’s not all! Ryan Lochte wants to show the world his new fashion line (do you know he trademarked “Jeah” on August 1? He owns Jeah!)! Take a look below at Lochte’s too – cool – for – words’ style to know what’s coming to a Fashion Store near you! (the images were collected from here, here, here and here)

Ryan Lochte style highlights


#1 ana on 09.03.12 at 7:12 am

He is sooooooooooo gorgeous…Adorable in fact.
I would forgive every single mistake from him.
Besides, he is so young.It is fine to try new things in life.
At least, he IS talented in one thing, proved with his several medals. Better than all other wannabes we have had to tolerate for a long time.

#2 All Jeahed out on 09.03.12 at 8:15 pm

I’ve been reading he’s going to have trouble getting that Jeah trademark application through the proper channels. A web hosting company in Wisconsin already owns a trademark on Jeah and they registered it in 2000. But hey Ryan Lochte has millions maybe he can buy them off if he wanted to still use Jeah. If it were me I would just put Ryan Lochte on merchandise and call it a day. It’s his name anyways. Wtf is Jeah?

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