Must Read: The Book Of Tyra

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I have to let you in on a little reading from the Book of Tyra. Fun, witty reading about your tireless Tyra Banks, America’s Next Top Madame! Don’t be shy, click through, it’s worth your time!
1 In the beginning Tyra created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without a runway, and void of all fierce colors and outfits; and improper lighting caused darkness upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Tyra worked the runway upon the face of the waters, striking fierce poses at each step of the way.

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#1 Ellington on 10.13.09 at 11:09 am

A funny bit I must say.
I do like the name of the site it was on “Lyrical Malarkey”! : )

#2 Adriana on 10.15.09 at 7:01 am


*Note: I love to share this, though it won’t surprise me you’ve read this before. One of the girls of HNTM, the number 4, has walked a lot off shows the last season. Opened for Max Azria, walked for Preen, Prada, Karl Lagerfeld, opened for Louis Vuitton and ??? Her name is Patricia van Vliet. The girl has the Crohn disease. Is kicked out of HNTM 2008, ended up in a hospital. These days she travels around with her medication and is often tired but she still has moved on! Ain’t that marvelous and brave?

Sings on Mika’s tune: Fat Girls…..: “Dutch girls you are beautiful!” :))
Now that’s a new fresh face!

32* And on the morning of that 6th day Tyra woke up and looked with a mix of jealousy but more so with admiration at a miracle she had created. And she saw that it was right. So Tyra took a day of rest. :)

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