Get A Diamonds Massage!

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I was thinking about a light, shallow and funny approach of this subject but I got so carried away with the subject, I had to draw attention to this most luxurious charlatanism!

The Diamonds massage is the latest, most praised relaxing massage technique for celebs suffering from stressed skin from all those cell phones, computers and microwaves bad juju-waves! (the story continues right after the jump!)

White yellow diamonds

Diamonds massageWhile over 70% of our beloved celebs confessed to not knowing how to even turn on a computer, let alone use it and their cuisine is a wild-life territory to engage in only in case of extreme emergency (never), I can easily understand why they need that diamonds powder to make the electromagnetic skin stress go away! (you should also know that the bling-thing-massage costs about $25k!) Ta-daaaaaam! Gone are your stress and your money! (via Elitechoice, photos via 1, 2)


#1 Ellington on 03.24.09 at 9:14 am

This makes me think of that Arrested Development episode when Lindsay Bluth wanted the Diamond Cream, just because it had diamonds in it. Sometimes I think people can be just too decadent and silly for their own good.

#2 Adriana on 03.24.09 at 10:14 am

Yeah, caviar on your face seems to work great too….
Once there were actors now we have celebs and I believe that’s a very stressful job! Everyone can be a celebrity these days. So that it gives a lot off stress to maintain to shine. What else than diamonds does shine so bright?

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