Lady Gaga’s Halloween

Lady Gaga’s Halloween

Lady Gaga looks every bit her glamorous self at Heidi Klum’s traditional Halloween party this year. Fishnet tights and lace up booties, her trademark hair bow and a short, geometrical, sparkling dress. What’s up with the poker face? Ah, it’s not Gaga, it’s Perez Hilton, I’m told. Mmm, too bad. I guess anyone can make [...]

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Gaga Undercover

Gaga Undercover

The fashion bug caught up to Perez Hilton. Not only he was invited to numerous fashion shows these days, but he’s taking his fash-self au serieux. Disastrously serious I’m afraid! Lady Gaga was this season’s big thing. Perez took note. He also noticed bright neon colors were highly fashionable. Take the two, stir together well [...]

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I Know Fashion! I’m Coco Perez!

I Know Fashion! I’m Coco Perez!

I wanted to break out the news in a gentle manner, but, really, how? Fashion really is for everyone. Even for disgraced designers slash (gossip) bloggers slash writers. Perez may have had a disastrous designer career with his short lived collection, but behold! He’s now taking the internet, one fashionista step at the time. Coco [...]

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Perez Hilton Doesn’t Write PerezHilton.com!

Perez Hilton Doesn’t Write PerezHilton.com!

Perez Hilton was so busy designing his clothing line, cleverly composing and publishing his book that he left the blogging endeavors to four employees charged with writing articles in his name for his very own website. Not an unusual technique, but this particular approach can be stamped with a dubious morality mark because he should [...]

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Perez Hilton’s Book Red Carpet Suicide Complete Flop

Perez Hilton’s Book Red Carpet Suicide Complete Flop

As always, it’s a complete delight to watch fellow bloggers (went celebs) trying to prove they can be more than just writers behind a computer screen (for more than just the world wide web population). Perez Hilton was first drawn by the fashion glamorous world and he went for a clothing and flops collection. The [...]

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Perez Hilton Hot Topic Line Complete (Flip) Flop

Perez Hilton Hot Topic Line Complete (Flip) Flop

How about that? Perez Hilton launched his glorious line and only seven people showed up. Three hours later, the fabulous sales registered an incredible $6.45. And not only the launching was a complete flop, but according to a staff member from Hot Topic, Perez himself “was a rude royal pain” texting and making waves and [...]

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