She recently declared that she bores “out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued…. And, you know, I love artistic men—somebody that really understands their art.” Wait, what? (the aliens have abducted Newlyweds Jessica and replaced her with on of their own!) (via)

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This is one of those stunning examples of restless human mind imagination! Take South America, put it on top of Africa, do a quick counter-clockwise 90deg turn and you can pride yourself with a Tyrannosaurus Rex! Ha! (via)

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We do offer larger sizes at Versace […] . I certainly wouldn’t want to do a plus-size line, as I have no problem with women of any size wearing my clothes. I guess some styles lend themselves to being scaled up, while some others just don’t work. Sometimes it can depend on the specific piece.

However, if you still want to spend for fashion, Donatella said you’ll have to look for these items for they and they alone will glam you up:

Great hair, high-heeled shoes, a great jacket, and of course skintight pants. Jewelry always helps, too, just to add some sparkle.

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What was relevantly hard to guess was Karl’s adversity for motherhood! Since he’s locked up in that ivory fashion tower of his, I’m sure he hasn’t the time to observe and learn a mother’s daily routine, hence allowing his mental distorted picture of

“fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly, […] No one wants to see curvy women”

You know what they say, Karl, put yourself in the other one’s shoes! I’m lucky if I get to sit at the end of the day, mostly I just collapse and instantly fall asleep. Food, in a mother’s stomach usually translates with eating your children leftovers! That is if there’s any! Fashion really twisted your mind, Karl! (via, photos via 1, 2, photochopping courtesy Stylefrizz)

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Anything Kanye goes! If Kanye will approve, of course! Just a modest reminder of a memorable media moment (“of all time! Of all time!”). Would you join the meme wave? (via 1, 2)

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I wouldn’t normally bring this into attention for it’s already old news, however, this time is different. Really different! Unbelievably acrobatic, the pictorial hurts. And her words hurt even more. Remember, we’re in 2003 long before any Vuitton venture:

“I’m not interested in going to a fashion shoot and just trying on a bunch of clothes, it’s so boring.”

Never say never, eh Madonna?

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“[Louis Vuitton] They’ve always been my favourite aspirational brand from the day I bought my first wallet. Actually I used to dream of being able to buy their trunks and put them round my house.”
Behold, Kanye West Architect & House Decorator Extraordinaire to be unleashed soon! (Hypebeast, photos via InStyle, People, photochopping courtesy Stylefrizz)

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Guy to passerby with Victoria’s Secret bag: Hey, where is there a Victoria’s Secret around here?
Passerby: A couple blocks down on 5th.
Guy to girlfriend: Come on, we’re going to Victoria’s Secret.
Girlfriend: Hell no, I’m not going to Victoria’s Secret, I’m going to McDonald’s and I’m gonna supersize it. (photos via 1, 2, photochopping courtesy Stylefrizz)

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