Could someone please get a stylist for Jessica Alba? Pronto? Her Jason Wu dress for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute 2009 Gala is plain beautiful. But pairing it with black tights? Things could go better for you, Jessica. All you need to do is ditch those opaque black tights! And your stylist, of [...]
May 5th, 2009 by kpriss — Celebrities, Dresses, Events, Fashion Disaster
Madonna dressed up in Louis Vuitton for the Met Gala 2009 was predictable! But there’s always room for the unexpected, especially when dealing with her Madgesty! That Louis Vuitton outfit that Madonna is wearing tonight will be a world-wide-Fashion Disaster, there’s no doubt about it! She’s my favorite blue punk renegade princess ballerina! I’m actually [...]
May 4th, 2009 by kpriss — Celebrities, Dresses, Events, Fashion Disaster, Featured
Since Katie Holmes announced she won’t be gracing this year’s Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Gala, someone should have filled in Little Red Riding Hood’s void! Jessica Biel, there she goes! Wearing that eyes-hurting red Atelier Versace dress, Jessica Biel is no match for her Met Gala chairman, Justin Timberlake. Jessica Biel’s dress is outrageous as [...]
May 4th, 2009 by kpriss — Celebrities, Dresses, Events, Fashion Disaster
I dis-style you, Paris! Let me count the ways! 20s bob hairstyle matched with black see through corset. Why? Shiny sleeveless vest matched with studded/sequined (whatever shimmery/sparkling) pencil skirt. Why? Shiny metallic Wonderwoman cuff matched with black patented buckle belt. Why? Smoky eyes and black nails matched with pink glossy plumped lips. Why? Let’s vote, [...]
April 6th, 2009 by kpriss — Celebrities, Fashion Disaster
Mind your own sheep, Pixie, don’t take it out on us! Style wunderkind Pixie Geldof (famous for being famous and having a famous father) takes a sheep and turns it into a full flavored fashion disaster for the Institute of Contemporary Arts in London. Then again… I may have spotted this at Ikea the other [...]
March 28th, 2009 by kpriss — Celebrities, Fashion Disaster
My favorite cheerleader has done it again! Looking like only she knows best – a true, 100% original Magna Cum Laudae Fashion Disaster! When you’re young and highly acclaimed with all the media’s eyes towards you and your ways, you may be tempted to lay all your bets on your looks (and maybe wear the [...]
January 20th, 2009 by kpriss — Celebrities, Dresses, Fashion Disaster
I ask myself many times what makes a super model. Not the bones and height kinda question but especially what brings out a model from the average status of clothes presenter into a fashion guru. Or something similar. Here’s another one of those cases of wait, what?-kinda model! Pixie Geldof..ahem Little Pixie Geldof, born in [...]
January 11th, 2009 by kpriss — Ad Break, Celebrities, Fashion Disaster, Lingerie
Where would Agyness Deyn be while her colleague, Jourdan Dunn, gets the Best Model Award at the British Fashion Awards? Oh, here she is, waving her magazine for a cab. Aggy, dear, I can totally and completely agree with the British Fashion Awards jury when I see your outfit… Studs are somewhat out of season [...]
November 28th, 2008 by kpriss — Celebrities, Fashion Disaster
