Oh, dear Chloe Sevigny! (sigh) How should I put this? Just because Christmas is coming and you’re wearing red doesn’t mean you’re a joyful, pretty sight to see!
Chloe, you look just like one of those half – unpacked gifts with a sorry haircut. I wish, I really wish I could say nicer things about you – like for instance – I’m sure you’re very talented at what you do, and I’m convinced you mean no harm. But please stop styling yourself? Let some professionals take care of your look (and if this already is the case, please consider changing them. Right. Now.) (you can cast your vote right after the picture!)