Could you believe that someone actually asked Karl Lagerfeld if he would cut his hair? I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read it! Luckily, Der Kaiser is a funny man who knows how to take things lightly and he doesn’t get upset too quickly.
His answer was as sincere as it was fast: he thinks the ponytail is the quickest hairstyle in the world. (though I suspect he might change his mind on that one when he discovers the quickest hairdo in the Universe? the world cannot contain Der Kaiser!) These were his actual words about whether he’ll cut his hair and how he takes care of it:
No, because I’m afraid it won’t grow again. And I’m not very gifted for hairdos. This is the quickest thing in the world. It takes less than five seconds.
[…] I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time. I don’t even have time to go to the dentist. I’m busy but in a pleasant way. I’m the one who wanted to do all of it, so I can’t complain.