I may be in an overcritic mood today, but is my sight deceiving me or these so long awaited ads for Calvin Klein Underwear are not so curvy after all?
I thought she was supposed to revolutionize the lingerie modeling and all I see is a badly combed, bad taste blue eye-makeup-ed, waist-less woman. Who’s photographed in a highly unease pose. (more photos after the jump)
It’s called Seductive Comfort. Well I don’t see the comfort and surely no seduction there. Other than this, I confess that my favorite underwear award goes to a beige monogrammed CK set. I never worn such seamless lingerie (the seamless-gods included : Gossard just doesn’t cut it for me) and I think I’ll never find the same comfort in another brand. However, Eva’s wearing some serious-padded bra, that would curve even the ironing table, pardon my French. Those plastic looking abs have nothing to do with a curvaceous anatomy and, they make my hair rise Everest-high thinking that people can look at that photoshop tummy and take it for real.
Oh, and this photo where she’s wearing black lingerie is beyond my understanding. I feel bad for poor Eva and I sincerely hope the posing wasn’t long! And in case it took like forever, I hope she was a smart girl and took the opportunity to sign up for a Guiness World Record of holding her breath. Share your feelings about this campaign, don’t let it go to waste, they’ll brainwash us someday into photoshop guided consumerists!(click thumbnails to see larger images)