You know, Katie, when someone’s dressing you up, doesn’t mean you have to put up to all he/she wants! Par exemple this red dress you’re wearing there… Didn’t your hotel room have any mirrors at all? Even if it’s Armani, you can still say “No! I refuse to wear that horrifying dress!”
Little Red Riding Hood stepped on Cinderella’s Blue Shoes. What was in your head, lovely? We all know you’re tall, but didn’t Tom the Little told you what color your shoes are? You could’ve been the star of the soiree if it was the Brazilian Carnival…Well, what a waste!
(photos via celebutopia)